what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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