- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner