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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

I have read the terms and conditions

Nickelback

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Boner

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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