- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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