Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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