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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Women's Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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