- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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