Christ is a conspiracy

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Tony Romo

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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