- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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