why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Katy Perry

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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