- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Brain fart

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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