- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

My spelling is horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'm HIV positive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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