- Anti Joke

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

I have a really funny joke.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Fat? Jesse Z