- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Tall asians

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Error 37.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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