- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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