- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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