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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

1+1=2

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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