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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

I'm so punny.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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