- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

1+2 = 6

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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