Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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