- Anti Joke

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it