- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.