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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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