- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

woman's rights

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Heskey time.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

will you like this joke my sources say no

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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