- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Face...the other white meat!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

my egg roll

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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