Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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