- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

guess what>? your mum lol

brock has small hands for a small job

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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