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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

DEATH.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

AIDS

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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