Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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