- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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