Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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