BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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im gay

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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