- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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