What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

wanna hear a joke womens rights

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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