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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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