How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Anti Joke

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