- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Your mother is so fat.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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