- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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