What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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