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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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