- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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