What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Brain fart

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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