Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Neither have I

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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