How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A cat playing laser tag.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why am I writing this...im bored

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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