Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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