Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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