- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Justin beiber..

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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