A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Praise Paisley

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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I went to work today....

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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