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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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