- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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