- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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