- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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