- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

roses are red violets should be purple

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

nolan is gay

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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