A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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