- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??