- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Sixty... eight

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

every knight i see an owl at window

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

pretty soon we'll all be dead

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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