- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

You're a frog

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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