- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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