Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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