- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

they're dead. idiot.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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