What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Katy Perry

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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aodhan hearty

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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