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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Good job, son.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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