- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

NEVER

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Racial equality.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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