Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Feminism

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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