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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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