- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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