Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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a black man pays his child support

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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