Whats two plus two Four!

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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