how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

no really what are ur names?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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