So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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