- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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