- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

hi penis ham telephone

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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