- Anti Joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How many light bulbs? 1

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.