- Anti Joke

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Whats green? The color green.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.