What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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learn. advance!

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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DEATH.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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