What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Obama lin Baden.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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