- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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