What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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I read the terms of service.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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