- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

why am I writing this...im bored

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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