Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What stops a train? A missile

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Click here to end the world.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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