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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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