Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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