Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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your no better than a cockroach

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Whats 1+1? window!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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