- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Brain fart

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

who is not good looking? mon morello

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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