- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??