Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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su algato es en fuego

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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So a bar walks into a man...

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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