Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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