- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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