- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Homo say what?

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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