what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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I like poop in my butt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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- Helen Keller

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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cory is gay

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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