- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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