Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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nolan is gay

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someone called someone else a frog

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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