what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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