I just drank a cola.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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RUN

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Anti Joke

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