- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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