- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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