- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Water? I hardly know her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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