give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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