- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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