- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Your mother is so fat.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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